Light is shit the darkness is comforting
Age 35, Male
student
shitsville
scotland-Edinburgh
Joined on 2/4/04
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Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Hit 1 peasant's head with a bomb!
Hit 1 enemy's head with a bomb!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
...and keeps on whip'n.
Reach level 2.